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Just got this email from our dear friends at Livejournal:

Dear LiveJournal user ingridcons,

The LiveJournal Abuse Prevention team has a received a report about the icon you have set as a default, located here: http://userpic.livejournal.com/37848710/8881259

Using a default icon that contains nudity is a violation of the LiveJournal Terms of Service (http://www.livejournal.com/legal/tos.bml). While the content of the picture is not in violation, its use as a default userpic is. If you have questions about what is allowed in default icons, you can consult the following FAQ: http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=111. Because your current default icon violates the Terms of Service, you must change your default icon to an allowable image or select no default icon at all.

You must make this change as soon as possible, but no later than 12:01 AM (EDT) on Wednesday, September 19, 2007, to prevent further action being taken against your account.

Regards,

Paige
LiveJournal Abuse Prevention Team

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

The horror.

But, since I'm now on IJ, I feel free to say, fuck you "Paige", fuck you person who reported me and fuck you up the ass with bankruptcy after an embarrassing kiddie porn hidden in your basement scandal, New CEO of SixApart.

*smooches IJ*

Tags: livejournal is for douches losers and wi

mood:

amused

Comments

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rap541

Sep. 15th, 2007 08:31 pm (UTC)

smut whore

posting hitler porn! >:(

(burns books on ingrid's lawn)

ingrid

Sep. 15th, 2007 10:01 pm (UTC)

I'm almost positive that's some famous work of art. Maybe Hitler painted it ...

Sep. 15th, 2007 10:30 pm (UTC)

HITLER PAINTED WATERCOLOR LANDSCAPES!!!!

Is it weird that I know that?

Sep. 15th, 2007 11:10 pm (UTC)

Maybe you ARE Hitler.

If so, making you a G_S mod is THE BEST THING EVER.

Sep. 16th, 2007 12:33 am (UTC)

Heh

I am almost certain I was a hitlerjugend waffen ss member in a past life.

And where the fuck is my rum drink???

jaybee65

Sep. 15th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC)

Wow. Someone *reported* you for this? Unbelievable.

Sep. 15th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)

Yes, they did. And earned an eternal spot in the Wiki entry named: Needs A Life.

It's very funny this was the most damaging thing they could think of. YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION, BUDDY!

drkcherry

Sep. 15th, 2007 09:41 pm (UTC)

That message makes no sense.

According to their own words, they are saying you can use a nude icon, you just can't have it set to a default.

Why does it being default make it a violation?

Sep. 15th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)

You've got me. I guess it's too "out there", but considering that journal was merely a storage area for my icons and I never used it to post anywhere ...

WHATEVAH, LJ, WHATEVAH.

ghoulsis

I want to say, "You can't be serious!" but sadly I know you are.

Good. Grief.

Sep. 15th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)

I like to think my jokes are funnier than this, but even if I were a watermelon smasher this still would be Pathetic>Funny.

Now I'm determined to find out if that's a famous work of art. I'm almost sure it is.

keieeeye

Sep. 15th, 2007 11:00 pm (UTC)

No, if you do it jokingly you have to make it even more ludicrously ridiculous.

For some reason I'm really tempted to start posting stick figure child porn on LJ... I'd have to make some first though, and I'm particularly adept at free-style drawing on computer, nor do I have a tablet.

data_warrior

Sep. 15th, 2007 11:03 pm (UTC)

I'm sure IJ smooches you back, with tongue.

We applaud your creative profanity, your use of artistic nudity, and we really like your icons.

Sep. 15th, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)

Thank you. But I really think I need to work on my "dirty" icons. Maybe if I get rid of the cute butterfly stuff ...

astrothsknot

Sep. 16th, 2007 12:03 am (UTC)

I think you should change it to a view of a cunt or an erect dick or breastfeeding.

Sep. 16th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)

Actually, I had just the right icon to change it to already in my Photobucket account:

http://ingridcons.livejournal.com/

It says more than any piece of actual flesh ever could.

Sep. 16th, 2007 12:11 am (UTC)

Might I look through your icon journal and gakk (with credit) some icons? I don't appear to have any over here

Sep. 16th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)

Feel free to take anything you like. Unfortunately I don't have most of them stored there, but whatever's there, you're more than welcome to.

I also run the

iconism community here at IJ and there's lots of nice stuff there.

metal_dog5

::blinks:: OMG! NAKED BOOBIES! OH, WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN????

I almost feel sorry for Paige (and other staff members), having to deal with these waste-of-everyone's-time reports to LJ Abuse. But then I think about how they've treated us and no longer give a shit.

More importantly is the Tweak quote when I hit reply: Tweak says, "i love you". That must have been one hell of a kiss ;)

Sep. 16th, 2007 02:51 am (UTC)

But don't the butterfly wings make it cuter?

I hate Paige and I don't even know who she is. BECAUSE I HOLD GRUDGES, OH YES, I DO! :) DIE, PAIGE, DIE!

(I used a certain amount of cherry-stem-tying tongue technique during that kiss. Tweak looked quite pleased!)

tabaqui

Sep. 17th, 2007 05:01 am (UTC)

Oh, dear gods. People *suck*.

You know, the solution is to make your default some *other* icon - and then *choose that icon every single time you post*.

Since apparently that wouldn't violate the TOS.

Dear fucking *gods*. Insanity, everywhere.

*kita linked this, and i couldn't help but vent a little*